MATRICULATED BUT NOT INITIATED.

I.

THE Prex saw the Freshman from afar,

Where he "wandered lonely as a" - star.

So he polkaed near

With an air severe,

And he said, "You agree

A dig to be,

On pain of forfeiting your degree."

Said the Fresh, "Oh yes,

I guess no less

Will satisfy you

And carry me through;

And, as I affect

Some self-respect,

That's just what I intend to do."

For this Freshman was such a verdant fool,