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BEFORE.There is a youth with curled mustache,

Although the hairs are few;

He wears three rings upon his hand,

For 'tis the thing to do;

His hair is parted in the middle,

Looks particularly well;

His shoes are made with yellow tops -

Are singularly swell.

AFTER.There is a youth with shaven face,

She thinks face hair a boor;

He now has not a single ring,

She has about three more;

On the side his hair is parted,

More manly much, you see;

Those yellow tops they have departed,

"They're much too loud," says she.

H. D.