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February 6, 1886
The following is a true occurrence in U. 5: Dean, "Why were you absent on this date?" '89, "I had a severe cold." Dean, "and on this date?" '89, "Indigestion." Rear man in the line, speaking up good and loud, "Chestnut!" General collapse.
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