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FRESHMAN DISCOVERS BUG NOT SEEN IN EIGHT YEARS

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After an absence of eight years, the too-biter has finally returned to Harvard. It was discovered by a Freshman yesterday afternoon patiently waiting by the unlighted lamp-post outside of President Lowell's home on Quincy Street.

The glant waterbug, or "electric light bug," as it is designated in Biological treatises, received a warm welcome at the Biology Building although no one was able to account for the long absence of the once familiar insect. Today, the bug is an interesting relic for shortly after its appearance it was sacrificed for the sake of science. It may be viewed in the bedroom of the Freshman where it is being preserved for future generations.

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