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Mr. Hitler, you're a wonder
And you like to hear the thunder
Of the guns rolling onward towards the Czechs.
When you want a thing you get it
Your deductions are prophetic
You will take it or the place will be a wreck.
Please forget your thoughts of slaughter,
Take a trip across the water
To New England and the Massachusetts clime:
Help us top our constant raving
Do away with Daylight Saving
And put us back on Eastern Standard Time. George Jackson, Head Janitor, Leverett House
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