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Forced to compete against a real drum majorette in today's game with New Hampshire, Theodore L. Sendak '40, official University baton-wielder, has announced a change of tactics.
Sendak will attempt to overshadow his feminine competitor by displaying his entire repertoire of tricks, including a difficult triple flip, before the game.
The band will begin by spelling out the words, LET'S GO TORBY. Following this they will form the letters N H and play the New Hampshire alma mater, and then they will immediately change into an H U formation.
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