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WATER PISTOLS ARE THAYER VOGUE; COPS THREATEN RAID

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Not content with once having incurred the wrath of the Doan's Office because of an interlude of orange fighting, the North entry of Thayer Hall has now purchased a supply of water pistols, and effectively entered the bad graces of the Yard cops.

Irked by the complaints of casual passers-by, threatening a raid on the entry, and mass confiscation of the weapons, the Yard cops now keep a close eye upon North Thayer, and look carefully at coats for suspicious bulges.

Nor is the ordinary variety of water pistol the choice of the youngsters. Any tenant lugging less than a brace of six-shot repeating pistols, walks in imminent peril of being swamped by a better armed adversary.

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