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With the draft threatening to decimate undergraduate ranks in every department of the University, Business School Inmates have decided to "hide their light under a bushel" by assiduously secreting themselves behind their text books during all former one-day holidays this season.
While other collegians are roisterously making merry and attracting attention to themselves, the Busy boys will almost certainly be seated in their classrooms, according to an announcement released from Dean David's office yesterday.
To initiate the new policy, long sought after by the lads across the River, the entire Business School including the associated Naval Supply and Quartermaster Corps, will remain in session over Columbus Day. The rest of the University, more fortunate for the time being, will manage to shorten the fall term by six days while still retaining all holidays.
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