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Lampy's at it again! Or so it may well seem to new Gold Coasters not yet accustomed to zany goings-on in and about the Bow Street Monstrosity. For one thing, there's the matter of the jumbled sidewalk. And the Fallen Pigeon, too.
Although a bit inadequate, we toss in our bit of confusion by suggesting that: sanitation difficulties, not Dutch tile expeditions, are responsible for the demolition work; and that a jealous Ibis, not hunger-maddened 'Poonsters, did in the dove, a sadder and flatter bird.
Or perhaps our friend is right--what with the war and all, Jester has forgotten to tread lightly while crossing the sacred threshold.
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