(Without comment, the Crimson reprints this poem which originally appeared in its Yale Game issue for 1935.)
Harvard men are mad as crickets
Popping up from all the thickets
Piping, "Mr. Bingham! What's
The story on the tickets?"
What's the story here?
Who can raise a cheer
When his neck is full of cricks
Off in section 36?
After all, it's common knowledge
Half the fun of Harvard College
(And there's nothing quite so nifty)
Is a ticket on the fifty.
This is getting rather scarey,
How explain to Jane and Mary