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'I Ought Tobin Elected,' Says Sage, 'But I'll Guess Instead'

By Hu FLUNG Huey occ

"Dever see such an election year?" asked the Sage of the Age. "The Republicans say they'll win in a Walsh, but Dewey think so? I Mead to concentrate, or I'll ballot all up."

"Warren peace is no longer the issue," said his buddy, "but a Sharp thinker ought to Lodge a decent prediction. Ives-ome Capitol ideas though, and Allen all I Congress a few of the results."

"That's Truman," said the Sage, "and we'll try not to Lausche things up. Don't give me no Guffey if I'm wrong, because Tafter this I may Landon the political doghouse. Reece for my crystal ball, and be careful or you'll Bricker.

"Here goes:

Dewey over Mead

Lehman over Ives

Walsh Over Lodge

Bradford Over Tobin

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