Vanguard of Bowl Rooters Limber Up

Football fever hit two unidentified undergraduates in a premature attack last night as they were the undisputed first arrivals in the unreserved section of the Yale Bowl.

They celebrated the occasion with "a few short cheers for the Crimson" until a morning after headache transformed the historic New Haven battleground into the bottom of the soggy Lamont excavation of the George A. Fuller construction company.

The pair flashed considerable form as they flipped what could have been a pigskin, but on closer inspection turned out to be an emptied fifth, back and forth in short bullet heaves.