News

Cambridge Residents Slam Council Proposal to Delay Bike Lane Construction

News

‘Gender-Affirming Slay Fest’: Harvard College QSA Hosts Annual Queer Prom

News

‘Not Being Nerds’: Harvard Students Dance to Tinashe at Yardfest

News

Wrongful Death Trial Against CAMHS Employee Over 2015 Student Suicide To Begin Tuesday

News

Cornel West, Harvard Affiliates Call for University to Divest from ‘Israeli Apartheid’ at Rally

Attacks Jones

The Mail

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

To the Editors of the CRIMSON:

Lombard C. Jones--our Crimson hero! A fine Liberal; an exponent of the scientific spirit; a crusader for tolerance and open-mindedness.

All these attributes stand out in bold relief in the description he gave of all Conservative opinion--which attacks "in the stupidly and dangerously prejudiced terms typical of the Conservative element wherever it exists."

Such an aromatic parcel of dogma is not worth refuting. I merely suggest that Hero Jones study the theory of the yin and the yan; the theory of extremes engendering their opposites; the moron's ability to reason in terms of black and white morality. The technique of loaded language the need not study.

After this course of study, I suggest he re-read his letter, pat himself three times on the appropriate part of his anatomy, and embark again on his literary career... of publishing other peoples letters. W.D. Mueller ocC.

Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.

Tags