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Spaghetti Victimizes Moors Hall Residents
Dysentery took its toll of 100 Moors Hall residents yesterday.
Intense internal upset throughout the dormitory seemed to result from the meatball and spaghetti dish served at Monday's lunch, as those who were not there for that meal reported no ill effects.
Since the same spaghetti had been served at Saturday's dinner, head resident Mrs. Katherine Fernstrom has registered a complaint with the dietician.
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