No Crime Monday's '54-55 Board Retires
There will be no CRIME Monday. There will be no CRIME Tuesday. We believe that there has been a CRIME this morning; if published, it was the last paper of the 1954-55 board.
As for Wednesday, we believe that there will be a CRIME that day. In fact, it will be twelve pages if the word of the 1955-56 board is to be trusted. These undergraduates who do not return to Cambridge in time to get this issue will be fined $10. Those whose names begin with A through M should report to receive their CRIME's from 1 to 3 p.m. N through Z will squeeze through in the following hour, and from 4 to 5 p.m. anybody who is left will trickle into Memorial Hall and then trickle out bowed under the weight of the previously mentioned 12-page CRIME.