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CRIME Hits Exams, To Halve Production

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All Crimeds have decided to forsake 14 Plympton and join Tenley in studying. However, for intermittent spurts throughout the next two weeks, sporadic bursts of prose will issue forth on Monday, Wednesday and Friday of this week, and Monday and Wednesday of the following week. Some plan to escape to the inaugural ball, others to meteorological Cuba and still others in the manner pictured below.

The dog will remain. It has not a name, but will have a name. Its masters will return to regular publication sometime in very early February, preferably around the fourth.

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