When you see Bobby Leo run 50 Yards for a touchdown, or Keith Sedcek sink a 30-foot jump shot, or Jim McCandlish pitch a two-hitter, do you have difficulty suppressing Walter Mittyish dreams of being a sportswriter? If so, you're not alone.

But there is no reason to suffer just because you're slow, uncoordinated, and untalented. Sublimate! Come to the CRIMSON competition meeting at 7:30 p.m. tonight and become a sportswriter.

The CRIMSON sports staff is one of the world's foremost collections of illustrated jocks. Guys who can run one hundred in eleven seconds. Would-be basketball stars who stand 5-6, would be all-American fullbacks who weigh 145. Guys like you.