SCOREBOARD

WEEKEND'S HARVARD RESULTS

Baseball 14, Army 5

Baseball 6, Cornell 0 (clinched EIBL title)

Cornell 8, Baseball 6

Men's tennis 8, Army 1

Men's tennis 9, Cornell 0

Men's lacrosse 23, Dartmouth 7

Crew results: see box above

ACADEMIC SPORTS

Despite the over-populated Chinese outfield. Japan handily slaughtered China 23-2 Friday in the annual East Asian Studies softball game. Leading a disciplined team, Professors Craig and Wray, aided by defectors, directed a well-planned and executed game strategy that caught the Chinamen unprepared.

Red Malony headed the tutorial staff and outfield in beers and spirit. The Japanese didn't have to rely on spirit with several Sadaharu Ohs on their team. In revenge, the Chinese, led by Professor Hofhemz pledged to "down the Rising Sun" next year.

Film

"Gatsby" Not So Great

College Administration

Evelynn Hammonds Expected To End Tenure as Dean of the College This Summer

Science

Premeds in Search of MCAT Prep Say Harvard Classes Provide Insufficient Instruction

House Life

Anne Harrington and John Durant Named Pfoho House Masters