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Headline Does Cow-Tipping Count?
Home: North House and Anderson, Indiana
Concentration: Psychology
Etc.: Mary is absolutely terrified of squirrels.
Why she chose psychology: People on Harvard's campus are crazy and I want to help them.
Potential complications: Some people are not curable and I think I may be one of them.
Perhaps this explains her condition: My dad's a minister and so's my mom and you can tell because I'm wild and reckless.
What she's done that's reckless: Does cow-tipping count?
No Mary, cow-tipping does not count: Well, I used to slap people on the head with leather gloves in the Union.
Why she slapped people on the head with leather gloves in the Union: Because they cut in front of me without saying "excuse me."
What she's up to these days: I dance on the shuttle bus.
Why she dances on the shuttle Bus: The shuttle buy is my domain.
What she does if the shuttle bus music isn't good: I ask the driver to change the tune.
Her tip for keeping one's PowerBook from being stolen: I'd shit with that thing.
Why she's dangerous: You can't be on your guard against me because you just don't know what I'll do.
Interview: Michael Farbiarz
Photo: Haibin Jiu
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