Annually at holiday time While others are filling stockings,
We, the Ed Chairs of The Crime
Reflect with cheerful mocking.
The year's events are always the theme
Of our mirthful little ditty.
We hope you'll laugh until you scream--
Not to would be a pity.
The year began with quite a big splash
When we took charge of this daily.
Out with the stale, in with the brash!
Our task we took up gaily.
Our opinions are now much stronger
And they lean much more to the right.
The knee-jerks reign here no long
They saw us and they took flight.