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"Did you have a physical sexual relationship with Marla Maples' shoes?"

--Question by the prosecutor in the trial of a man charged with stealing shoes and underwear belonging to model Marla Maples, Donald Trump's wife, as quoted in The Boston Globe, Feb 17, 1994.

The man, Chuck Jones, served as publicity agent to Maples. During the trial, Jones acknowledged an affinity for shoes," adding that he was aroused by "the wear on it, the imprints inside it. I don't know what the fascination is, but it's there."

By the way, the answer to the above question was yes.