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VARSITY BLUES

By Judy P. Tsai

Does Varsity Blues have anything that set it apart from others like Rudy? Well, there's a beefed-up brunette Dawson sporting a manly Texas drawl, but pretty faces aren't enough to save this sinking ship. The plotline is hackneyed--boy overcomes some personal demons and a satanic coach (John Voight) to win that one great ballgame. Throw in a dash of T&A, a pinch of pecs, the trampy, whipped cream bikini-wearing blond cheerleader and bring to a simmer in a cauldrom of frothy beer.

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