"Breaking up with your girlfriend. I just had a breakup and Valentine's Day was our anniversary. I'm single now.
--Isaiah J. Kacyvenski '00
"When you have no money and you have to buy a dozen roses."
--Jesse R. Elzinga '01
"Bitter people that bring Valentine's Day down for the rest of us. They're basically Valentine's Day grinches."
--Adeyemi K. Delbridge '00
"The mass consumption of those annoying little sugary hearts."
--Amanda J. Perwin '02
"The expectations women have to get the most meaningful gift. I went pretty hardcore during Christmas, and so now I can't go down a level."
--Chuck U. Nwokocha '01
"My boyfriend is somewhere else. And instead of a real valentine, he'll send me an e-card. And a virtual bouquet."
--Christina S. Henry '00