"Breaking up with your girlfriend. I just had a breakup and Valentine's Day was our anniversary. I'm single now.
--Isaiah J. Kacyvenski '00
"When you have no money and you have to buy a dozen roses."
--Jesse R. Elzinga '01
"Bitter people that bring Valentine's Day down for the rest of us. They're basically Valentine's Day grinches."
--Adeyemi K. Delbridge '00