Fifteen Minutes

P. Diddy’s hopes were likely crushed this weekend when his ex, über-diva J-Lo, swapped vows with her dancer beau Chris Judd. The two have been living in marital bliss for

8,640 minutes.

When Colorado resident Juan Sanchez-Marchez opened his 20-ounce bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch last week, he found an extra special surprise: three inches of a severed penis. The source is a mystery because authorities have detemined it must have been in the bottle for at least a year, or

525,600 minutes.

The Onion held off on putting out an issue right after the events of Sept. 11, but when it went online last Tuesday, featuring articles directly addressing the attack on America—”Holy Fucking Shit”—the website was mobbed with readers. Some 399,791 people visited the site in just

1,440 minutes.

With 0.54 ounces of belly button fuzz to his name, Australian Graham Barker made it into the 2002 edition of the Guiness Book of World Records, published last week. He has collected his bodily fluff every day since 1984, or for

14,191,200 minutes.