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People We Shouldn't Have Hooked Up With

That troll from B.U. That hobbit from Northeastern. Bill Maher. The Hamburgler Count Trizznazzle. That kid who plays drums in
By The CRIMSON Staff

  1. That troll from B.U.

  2. That hobbit from Northeastern.

  3. Bill Maher.

  4. The Hamburgler

  5. Count Trizznazzle.

  6. That kid who plays drums in front of Abercrombie.

  7. The Phoenix.

  8. Tent-boy.

  9. The guy who made his own condoms.

  10. Herpes McSyphilus.

  11. The Yale Bulldog (applies to John Harvard only).

  12. The guy who said his name was Heywood Jablowmee.

  13. That guy, again, after he confessed that his real name was Hugh G. Rection.

  14. My Moral Reasoning TF’s wife.

  15. The Fro-Yo Machine.

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