"I'd have to go with Harvey Mansfield because he understands the plight of the students."

--William J. Pomerantz '02

"Gore. He deserves to be president of something."

--Raquel L. Lachman '02

"Shaft. He's a complicated man and no one understands him but his woman. But he's the right man for the job."

--Kris M. Mendez '02

"Me, because I--like Harvard--am extremely well endowed."

--Brian C. Gatten '01

"The Rock, because we need someone to put the smackdown on the Ad Board's candy asses."

--Sean M. O'Neill '03

"The Unabomber, because opposites attract. Let the insane lead the sane."

--Jennifer L. James '02