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Why would you make the ideal Valentine?

By Victoria C. Hallett, Crimson Staff Writer

"Because I got hit by a stray snowball today and fell down and I deserve a lot of sympathy."

--Caroline Defilippo '01

"This super hat."

--Jeremy L. England '03

"I don't like chocolate, so you can have it all."

--B.J. Greenleaf '01

"Because it's only one day per year and I'm not looking for anything more than that."

--Brian C. Sponheimer '01

"Because I have great abs."

--Istvan Zollei '03

"Because I'm going to be unemployed in five months."

--Mark J. Farrales '01

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