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Clay P. Bischoff '03

House: Eliot

Concentration: Economics

Hometown: Coral Gables, Fla.

Ideal date: Mexican food and bowling. Let me win.

Ideal mate: Adorable but has an edge, has a good sense of humor but laughs at my jokes.

Your sexiest physical trait: An unexpectedly hard body.

Best way for a girl to get your attention: Bare midriff. With a smile.

Sketchiest moment at Harvard: My lawyer has told me to plead the Fifth.

Any advice to the poor, ignorant first-years? Get out of Harvard Square as often as you can.

Your most outrageous attempt to get a girl: Wearing a life-jacket as a diaper and nothing else.

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Off at a sailing regatta or drunk at a bar near you.

Your best pick-up line: “Hi, I’m Clay. Want to take a ride on my dinghy?”

The most memorable pick-up line a girl has ever tried on you: “Do you have a license to drive me this crazy?”

Any plans for making senior year amazingly memorable? Take two years to finish it.

Describe yourself in three words: Sailing sex machine.

In 15 months you are: Warren Buffett.

In 15 years you are: Jimmy Buffett.

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