Fifteen Crappy Halloween Costumes

Fifteen Crappy Halloween Costumes

1. White guy

2. “The quiet type”

3. Peter Parker

4. Electrified third rail

5. SuperDan, worn by a guy named Dan

6. Kid picked last for kickball

7. Sir Drinks-a-Lot

8. “Man-Spider”

9. Slightly gayer version of myself

10. This guy

11. “The Termi-Nader”

12. Señor Impotence

13. The Little Engine That Sucked

14. Schwimmer, David

15. The Grim Beeper