Due in no small part to the influx of Harvard students, the Kong has become a bustling hot spot on weekend nights. Sure, on the surface the place appears to be merely a third-rate Chinese restaurant, and it is certainly that. For some, however, it’s also an equal-opportunity hotbed of bedlam, accommodating Harvard students and townies, men and women alike. The Kong has put rowdy Harvard students into contact with rowdy Cantabrigians like never before.
Why the Kong? The unpretentious nature of the place is conducive to rambunctious behavior, attracting folks who prefer cheap drinks and bad hip-hop to sipping twelve-dollar chocolate martinis and strutting around in tight black pants. Throw in the possible town-gown tension, and you have yourself the ideal setting for some late-night, booze-bred donnybrooking.
Despite the fact that the “smaht kids” are taking up more space at the Kong than they used to, there isn’t necessarily bad blood between the two groups. “I have noticed that there are more Harvard kids there lately,” says Brian Goodwin, 22, a waiter at John Harvard’s and a Cambridge native who has been going to the Kong since he was 18. “But I don’t think that has anything to do with the fighting, or that there’s any tension between townies and Harvard kids.”
The fights, however various in motivation and execution, share a common ingredient: alcohol. “They all get started the same way: from drunk people being stupid,” says Goodwin. “If anything, it’s just that it’s so crowded in there and people bump into each other or a drink gets spilled on somebody.”
Be that as it may, over the past few months, the Kong has erupted in hair-pulling, slap-boxing and ass-grabbing. FM brings you an illustrated guide to recent low-skill grappling, complete with expert annotation.
GET OFF MY BACK
Last fall, while exiting the Kong at around 1:30 a.m., Alaina F. Aguanno ’03 paused at the corner with a friend to wait for the rest of their group. “Two local men who had left the bar just after us slithered by,” recalls Aguanno in an e-mail, “and as they passed, one of them reached out and grabbed a huge handful of my ass.” Noting the frequency of such incidents in bars and clubs, Aguanno says she “turned to the man on the street and told him to fuck off.” Undeterred, the man walked right up to Aguanno. She shoved him away, as one often does with random ass-grabbers, and shouted that he had better get lost. The man’s friend got involved, asking, “What’s the matter, baby?” Aguanno shoved the friend away as well, saying, “You guys had better get out of here.” The two remained.
The rest of Aguanno’s crowd caught up, warning the locals not to talk to her. Aguanno describes them as “drunk and looking for confrontation,” and says the locals demanded to know what the three were going to do. One friend shoved the local, who took hold of him and wouldn’t let go. Slapping and flailing ensued, and the rest of Aguanno’s friends interceded. She says she thought people were going to get hurt, so she got into the middle in an attempt to break up the fight.
A passing police car pulled over and one student combatant, freed from the clutches of the aggressive ass-grabber, fell to the sidewalk. “The two locals walked down the street, as the cop came up to talk to us,” says Aguanno. “I explained what had happened, and the cop walked down the street to frisk them. We watched for a minute or two and then escaped down a side street.” HONG KONG FIGHT-O-METER RATING: 4 out of 10.
COMMENTARY: Kudos to Aguanno for standing up for herself, and to her friends for laying the smackdown. You go.
CONFLICT OF INTEREST
“It was the typical drunk fight that starts with a couple of guys mouthing off to one another for no real good reason,” recalls Bryan M. Parker ’02 of his Kong scuffle, “until it escalated into a full-scale rumble.” While leaving the restaurant, about four Harvard students exchanged words with four townies. Parker admits that his memory of the fight is “a little hazy, but there were punches being thrown and people falling into the street.” He says that while some guys on both sides attempted to break up the fight, others jumped right in. Parker himself ended up getting taken to the ground on Holyoke Street, cutting his thumb on the concrete. Things settled down, despite a reported ten minutes spent “talking shit and nearly coming to blows several other times. The girls that were with the locals kept holding them back and telling them not to fight. When it became apparent that there would be no more fighting, both parties went their separate ways.”
Goodwin, the John Harvard’s waiter who was on the townie side of the fight, generally echoes that account of the scrap. “I’ve been involved in my share of fights at the Kong, but none since that one,” he says. “It sucks for me because I know a lot of Harvard students from my job and I grew up with a lot of the locals who are at the Kong, went to school with them and played football with them, so it’s tough for me. So I try to avoid fighting like that.”HONG KONG FIGHT-O-METER RATING: 6 out of 10.
COMMENTARY: Blood was spilled; faces were bruised. A high number of combatants makes for more dynamic street fighting.