Myth: Mollie hates all of humanity; that’s why her shoes are so pointy.
Fact: Mollie just hates you. But she loves shoes too much to make them an instrument of her violent wrath.
Myth: Mollie single-handedly makes this magazine come out every week. Without her, the piece of paper you’re holding would either not exist or self-destruct in 60 seconds.
Fact: Sometimes we get her coffee.
EDITOR: Sarah M. Seltzer
Myth: Sarah spends all of her time day-dreaming about being the Yoko to her bf’s John.
Fact: Sarah is the Yoko to her bf’s John. Duh!
Myth: Sarah has a twinkle in her eye and a smile on her face because she really loves life, loves you and loves the world.
Fact: You probably just said something stupid.
PROOFER: David B. Rochelson
Myth: Dave is a really nice guy who would never laugh at you when your computer crashed and destroyed all the hard work you had just accomplished.
Fact: Dave totally would. He just did it two seconds ago. What a punk!
ASSOCIATE EDITOR: Jason D. Park
Myth: Jason is an FM associate.
Fact: Jason was.