Drinky Drink

“Purple Rain”

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Man, this place is a jungle. A rainy jungle, like ’Nam. Except—wait—a 40-degree jungle filled with whining pre-meds. Superior jungle juice is clearly in order. This is surprisingly tasty. Trust us.

3 parts Charles Shaw red

2 parts Coke, Diet Coke, or fizzy water

1 part Chambord liquor