Snacky Snack

Recruiting madness got you down? Cheer up, tree-hugger, and eat this deliciously tolerant treat. Mix generic-brand, non-corporate Raisin Bran with

Mmm—peppermints remind Snacky Snack of Santa Claus! Eat food that will make you fat like him!

2-3 peppermints (available by your friendly card-swiper)

1 soup bowl of vanilla frozen yogurt

Crush peppermints using HUDS plateware. Add shards of sugary goodness to yogurt. Swirl. Spoon. Savor.