Scoped: David L. Cromwell ’06

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scoped - David L. Cromwell '06

House: Lowell/Claverly

Concentration: History

Hometown: Missoula, Mont.

Ideal Date: I was going to say “anything I can get,” but I guess I would prefer a date that didn’t end with me having a red hand mark on my cheek.

Best way for a girl to get your attention: “Well, Dave, I guess I’m not PHYSICALLY repulsed by you.”

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Beirut somewhere and then probably the typical swimmer party, ending in a Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” sing along...followed by Crab Rangoon.

First thing you notice about a girl: Smile.

Your best pick-up line: Went like this: “I want you inside me.” “What’d you say?” “Oh, hey, what’s up?”

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Hi, my name is Grant Jacobs and I play football for Harvard.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I would bet all my Star Wars action figures that I can dunk a basketball...Except Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never bet the Fett man.

Favorite childhood toy: Feivel the Mouse stuffed animal.

Fave part about Harvard: The people.

Describe yourself in three words: Montanan, swimmer, goofy.

In 15 minutes you are: Complaining about morning practice.

In 15 years you are: Fly-fishing in Montana.