Scoped: David L. Cromwell ’06
Hometown: Missoula, Mont.
Ideal Date: I was going to say “anything I can get,” but I guess I would prefer a date that didn’t end with me having a red hand mark on my cheek.
Best way for a girl to get your attention: “Well, Dave, I guess I’m not PHYSICALLY repulsed by you.”
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Beirut somewhere and then probably the typical swimmer party, ending in a Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” sing along...followed by Crab Rangoon.
First thing you notice about a girl: Smile.
Your best pick-up line: Went like this: “I want you inside me.” “What’d you say?” “Oh, hey, what’s up?”
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: Hi, my name is Grant Jacobs and I play football for Harvard.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I would bet all my Star Wars action figures that I can dunk a basketball...Except Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never bet the Fett man.
Favorite childhood toy: Feivel the Mouse stuffed animal.
Fave part about Harvard: The people.
Describe yourself in three words: Montanan, swimmer, goofy.
In 15 minutes you are: Complaining about morning practice.
In 15 years you are: Fly-fishing in Montana.