Oh, Jesus H. Christ on a crutch. Disgusting. “No reason for the
movie to exist” was my thought during most of the trailer, and then the
bomb gets dropped. I can’t even believe that this happens, but the
penultimate shot of the trailer is Al telling a crowd that he’s
thinking of running for office in 2008. So, the country is subjected to
a movie that’s just a campaign ad? Gag me with three spoons.
Oh, go to hell, “Saw III.” The stupid trailer assumes that
we’ve seen the first two installments of the franchise, spewing out
inane narration-drivel about how “YOU’VE SEEN HIS HORROR. YOU’VE SEEN
HIM WORK. NOW, SEE HIS LEGEND GROW” and so on. Who the hell is “he?” Is
his name Mr. Saw? I have no idea. I have to believe that the
deep-throated horror-narrator guy that they have for every such trailer
is just sick of promoting these “Saw” offspring. Didn’t the second one
just come out like a few months ago?
Deck the Halls
I mean, this movie’s probably going to be awful, but the
trailer is really shocking. In two short minutes, we get an incest
joke, a premise prominently involving Google Earth™, and a shot of
Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick naked in a sleeping bag together. My
nether regions are pretty stoked about this trailer.