House: Winthrop
Concentration: English
Hometown: Shirley, Mass.
Ideal Date: One that involves a heterosexual male. I mean, I’m not THAT picky...
Best way for a guy to get your attention: Quote “Moby-Dick” to me in honeyed tones.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Trying to get into the Bike Room. Or on the floor of the Delphic basement. Or on the floor of the Bike Room.
First thing you notice about a guy: Whether he’s wearing Bean Boots.
Best pick-up line: Nice shoes. Wanna make out?
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I have a third nipple.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Chrissie, stop stealing my clothes!
Favorite childhood toy: Magnetic Marbles
Sexiest physical trait: My butt in running spandex
Favorite part about Harvard: Hemp Plus Granola
Describe yourself in three words: Crocs sans socks
In 15 minutes you are: Frantically finishing a response paper in Widener
In 15 years you are: Not assigning response papers to my high school English students