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Alison H. Rich '09



House: Quincy



Concentration: Special (Dramatic Arts and Psychology)



Hometown: Port Washington, NY



Ideal Date: Pretty much whatever as long as there is an intermission for napping



Best way for a guy/girl to get your attention: Naked running...that shit freaks me out.



Where to find you on a Saturday night: Hiding from the naked running people



First thing you notice about a guy/girl: Whether they are naked or running...neither would be good for a first impression



Your best pick-up line: I think we have to make love on the front lawn likec razed weasels NOW!! I’ve never actually used that one but I asked my friend for a good one and that’s what he came up with . i feel that pickup line is really going to take off at Harvard. You’re welcome.



Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I think that’s what Jesus would do.



Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: backstreet’s back alright



Favorite childhood toy: toothpaste



Favorite part about Harvard: the pretty views, the foreignors, and Quincy

grille food



Describe yourself in three words: Giant, decalingual (is that a word...whatever means speaks ten languages), and lying



In 15 minutes you are: Eating cheese fries if all the pennies in my wallet total $3.50.



In 15 years you are: possibly going through my shaved head, umbrella wielding, crazy, angry Britney phase, but hopefully just looking like one supa hot thirty-four year old.
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