What Harvard Would Probs Do: Lame Idea #1: Let yet another not 24-hour fast-food chain buy up the space; (everyone
What Harvard Would Probs Do:
Lame Idea #1: Let yet another not 24-hour fast-food chain buy up the space;
(everyone loves McDonalds)!
Lame Idea #2: Put a few beds in it and call it overflow housing for upperclassmen.
Lame Idea #3: Store books there to make up for the lack of libraries on campus.
Lame Idea #4: Make more “freshmen-friendly” spaces so freshmen will have more friends.
Lame Idea #5: Use extra endowment money to build nuclear bombs for fun there, rather than dealing with trivial matters like financial aid.
What Harvard Oughts to Do:
Other Idea #1: Put another fucking music store there.
Other Other Idea: Put a few beds in it for Quadlings to nap during the day.
Other Other Other Idea: Queen’s Head Pub II, but with free drinks between classes.
Otherrrrrr Idea: Turn it into a gigantic single for the senior who has the most sex—or actually has sex at all.
Idea: Give it to FM.
Idea, Other: Make it into a laser-tag-video-game-ice-hockey play place.
(other) Idea: Fill it up with water and turn it into an indoor beach area, with a real, albeit
Spend way more money than necessary.