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Chris Nabel '08

Lily G. Bellow

House: Eliot

Concentration: Biochemical Sciences

Hometown: Washington, DC

Ideal Date: Yes please.

Best way for a guy/girl to get your attention: Run around screaming incoherently and waving your arms.

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Driving back from a race.

First thing you notice about a guy/girl: Whether or not she’s screaming incoherently, waving arms.

Your best pick-up line: If women were boogers, I’d pick you first.

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I’ve already accepted Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior, but thank you offering to talk with me about Him.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Eva Dickerman, you owe me $40.

Favorite childhood toy: Snow leopards.

Sexiest physical trait: The mole behind my ear.

Favorite part about Harvard: Cross-country skiing outside of Massachusetts.

Describe yourself in three words: Three literal words

In 15 minutes you are: Crashing Lamont’s movie collection.

In 15 years you are: Pathetically commenting on the message boards of fasterskier.com under the alias “Oliver Burruss.”