In case it ever crossed your mind, this flyer, posted on the men's bathroom doors in Matthews North last Thursday, tells you why you shouldn't.
"Masturbation in the bathrooms is a Harvard University Honor Code Violation," the flyer reads. "Pipes in the residences are not meant to handle semen. Semen-related costs run into the thousands every year. Please masturbate in your own rooms."
Good to know.
