Harvard Gets Even More Pretentious

Of course it's something in Adams.

The already snooty House—so exclusive it actually has a security guard protect its meager Brain Break offerings from the encroaching masses—appears to be outdoing itself.

As part of a restoration project of Franklin D. Roosevelt's old suite, the House is throwing a feast with Blue Point oysters, beef Richelieu, live piano music, and a string quartet playing songs from the Victorian era. The whole project is supposed to illustrate how far Harvard has come from its blue-Blooded roots, but, uh, surprise! The 6 p.m. dinner is ticket/invite only. Bet you can crash it, though.

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