When I Grow Up...

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Blind the stars with a sick costume à la Fly By

In response to the encroaching reality of adult life, the class of 2009 will be letting loose tonight with a “When I Grow Up” party that promises to answer all the questions of the anxious senior heart -- or conjure up shattered dreams.

Not sure what to wear? Why, whatever the professional you of 2020 would, of course. Still no dice? With some help from the Pussycat Dolls, we’ve compiled some general aspirations held by Harvard grads and five-year-olds alike, along with the respective role models/potential wardrobe solutions.

Tips after the jump!

“When I grow up,

I wanna be famous

I wanna be a star

I wanna be in movies…”

ROLE MODEL: Paris Hilton. Duh. You don’t even need to do anything. This one’s perfect for that small yet obscenely wealthy percentage of Harvard students who can simply use their parents to jump start their success.