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Dashing young Canadian professional looking for partner in crime. Must be interested in moose, maple syrup, snow, Dawson’s Creek, mountain ranges, good health care and hockey. High alcohol tolerance preferred. Do not apply if not attractive man with brown hair. Must have advanced knowledge of computer hacking. Extra points for membership in the strip poker league. Extra extra points for love of Mickey Mouse.
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