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Hermione would not approve! At the HPC Xmas party, one VIP guest was overhead using some language that would merit howler. When she called a certain twin (which one? doesn’t matter) a name that rhymes with witch, she showed her true colors as a diva. Seems like the vodka went straight to her underaged head. Good thing her driver wisked her promptly back to Brown...Someone was naughty this past weekend when they got a little too frisky on Santa’s lap, causing Mrs. Claus to get her panties in a twist. Mrs. C. proceeded to get wasted on eggnog and slap an innocent elf...Two presidential individuals were caught in a raunchy DFMO. He stole the key to her heart with his dorky sense of humor...Being desperate on this campus just got that much easier with Harvard’s own version of Missed Connections, IsawyouHarvard.com, launching this week. Whoever wrote the “my little croissant” entry should just give up. The back of your head is ridiculous.