1. All you want is takeout from Kong.
2. You're a little pissy.
3. You always make sure to carry extra notepads.
4. No sex.
5. You're tired all the time.
6. Your boyfriend just doesn't understand. No seriously, though, he just doesn't.
7. You feel like it's only happening to you.
8. Michael Buble.
9. MY GOD WHEN DOES IT END.
10. You're on the same schedule as your roommates.
11. You wish you were 11, when life was simpler.
12. What if you're late? What if it's too short? Does everyone have this much?
13. (Hand) cramps.
14. You hate the 50 percent of students who aren't going through it.
15. Crying is easier.
