15 Party Themes for the Holiday Season

Eliot's Tree-Hall
Sarah P Reid

A twelve-foot tall Christmas tree is decorated, gallons of eggnog are consumed, and joy is brought to the world of Eliot D-Hall on Thursday evening in a Holiday kick-off celebration.

To get into these bashes, the bouncer's going to check his list twice.

1. Festival of Bud Lights

2. Happy Harlotdays

3. XXX-Mas

4. What I Like About Jew

5. Let it Ho! Let it Ho! Let it Ho!

6. Vodka and Latkes

7. Good King's Wencesluts

8. Coming Out of Santa's Clauset

9. Pornaments

10. Frank Incest and Myrrh

11. Deck the Balls

12. Reindeer and Sluts

13. The Immaculate Reception

14. Father, Son and the Alcoholy Spirits

15. Egg-snoggs and Snow Jobs