Fly and Freaky

During post-Yardfest festivities, Far East Movement (FEM) tries to hook up with Sam Adams (SA) and The White Panda (WP) at a Mather House dorm party. Although FEM lays down some seductive lyrics, SA spits only rejection in response. Confused by the crossfire but eager for some action, WP only manages to  mash up what is said by the others:

FEM: O-M-G, you’re so sexy. I bet you hop under the covers and play    with yourself, ’cause I would, if I was you.

SA: I’m the fuckin’ man.

FEM: You wanna bang bang boogie with a freak?

WP: I’m the fuckin’ freak!

SA: Homie, get the fuck away from me.

FEM: Take a second, hear me out. I see you, you see me, I see her too let’s be three.

WP: Homie, let’s be three.

SA: Really girl, I’m just trying to party.

FEM: Did you hear what I said boo? I want you, and your friend too. You and me and her can have a fun menag-a-three.

WP: Really, have a fun menag-a-three!

SA: If you ain’t a 10 get your hands off my bottle.

FEM: Can I ask for that math? I mean your number. I mean some ass.

SA: The way you look is a problem.

FEM: It is what it is.

SA: I’m not being mean, just being me.

FEM: Ya better gimme what I need.

SA (to himself): Late night I’m fucked up, trying to find the exit. I keep on shaking my head but this chick wants it between the legs, shit.

WP: Ya better gimme it between the legs, shit.

FEM: Can’t leave without saying goodbye to your angel face. From your head to your shoulders you can’t shake me off.

SA: Baby I don’t give a fuck.

(Sam Adams leaves)

WP: Can’t leave without a fuck!

FEM: There’s something about you. There’s something about us, that makes me just want to ...

WP: Makes me just want to ...

FEM: Hell yeahh!! I’m not looking for no strings. If you’re ready for this fling, then meet me in the back.

WP: Hell yeahh!! In the back.

(Far East Movement and The White Panda head to the back for a fun menag-a-two.)