Will A. Brophy

DORM/HOUSE: Stoughton Hall/Winthrop House

CONCENTRATION: Not great

HOMETOWN: Canandaigua, New York

IDEAL DATE: December 25

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL/GUY: A cute mom (I’m very forward thinking.)

WHERE TO FIND YOU ON A SATURDAY NIGHT: Crying and sitting alone

BEST OR WORST LIE YOU’VE EVER TOLD: "Of course I read for section."

SOMETHING YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL SOMEONE: I believe you, O.J.

FAVORITE CHILDHOOD ACTIVITY: Eating dirt

SEXIEST PHYSICAL TRAIT: My tolerance for lactose

BEST PART ABOUT HARVARD: The student body’s engagement with and commitment to academic excellence

WORST PART ABOUT HARVARD: The student body’s engagement with and commitment to academic excellence

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS: I’m-bi-winning.

IN 15 MINUTES YOU ARE: Drinking alone and watching my own second grade Macbeth play tape, thinking about my glory days

IN 15 YEARS YOU ARE: President