Michelle E. Matsuba

DORM/HOUSE: Mower Hall/Gryffindor

CONCENTRATION: Not much

HOMETOWN: Fullerton, Calif.

IDEAL DATE: Meet me at Brain break around eh … 1 a.m.?

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL/GUY: A HOT mess like myself

WHERE TO FIND YOU ON A SATURDAY NIGHT: Some combination of Noch’s, the Delphic Basement, and a bathroom floor. Oh wait! I thought you said Monday night.

YOUR BEST PICK-UP LINE: I know where Mower is.

BEST OR WORST LIE YOU’VE EVER TOLD: I know where Mower is.

SOMETHING YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL SOMEONE: Excuse me I don’t mean to be rude but tonight I’m—

FAVORITE CHILDHOOD ACTIVITY: Whippin’ my hair back and forth

SEXIEST PHYSICAL TRAIT: Something special like Tiger Blood

BEST PART ABOUT HARVARD: THIS LIST

WORST PART ABOUT HARVARD: No 15 hottest libraries list

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS: Sparkly Gold Toms

IN 15 MINUTES YOU ARE: Passed out at Lamont

IN 15 YEARS YOU ARE: Still trying to sneak into Annenberg after lunchtime