FM Imagines: Freshmen Firsts


Freshman: (Greeting!!)

Professor: (Greeting.)

Freshman: (Compliment on office décor.)

Professor: (...)

Freshman: (Question about grading.)

Professor: (In syllabus.)

Freshman: (Question about sectioning.)

Professor: (In syllabus.)

Awkward silence.

Professor: (First response paper?)

Freshman hands professor rough draft.

Freshman: (Modest comments.)

Professor: (Modest paper.)

Awkward silence.


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